Let's Be Real #6

I'm all for encouraging kids and helping them grow up in a positive manner but let's be real, there really is no point in pumping up a kid for their preschool or kindergarten graduation. It's not like they had a choice of major or whether to drop out or not. They don't pull all nighters to study or work on their thesis papers. If we're gonna celebrate them, let's make it for something real rather than conditioning kids to expect Pomp and Circumstance every time they pick their nose and don't wipe it on their shirt.