Lately, I've been seeing a lot of posts, comments, and hash tags of people claiming that something of theirs is indeed better than yours. Example: #mymacandcheeseisbetterthanyours on an Instagram pic or FB status saying "My Bible study is cooler than yours!" Did I miss the memo that caused a bunch of my near 30 year old (give or take a few years) acquaintances started this stupid idea of comparing EVERYTHING in life?!? Apparently so, and THANK GOD I did. These dumbo social media peons are annoying the crap out of me, cluttering up my news feed, and most importantly, displaying a lack of maturity. Let's be real: if you have to announce that your (insert thing that no one knew you had, nor is it cared about, here) is indeed better/cooler/awesomer/whatever than what any other person on earth may have, you can guarantee that you have just convinced me that whatever object you're bragging about sucks harder than a turbo powered Dyson with its cyclonic engine that indeed never loses suction. Stop comparing and just enjoy life.
