Getting back in the saddle

Wowzers, it's been a while since I've shared more crazy stuff about my life. Soooooo much has changed in my life and I'll definitely have to break it all down soon. For now, I'm grateful that life is always changing.

Let's Be Real #12

Lately, I've been seeing a lot of posts, comments, and hash tags of people claiming that something of theirs is indeed better than yours. Example: #mymacandcheeseisbetterthanyours on an Instagram pic or FB status saying "My Bible study is cooler than yours!" Did I miss the memo that caused a bunch of my near 30 year old (give or take a few years) acquaintances started this stupid idea of comparing EVERYTHING in life?!? Apparently so, and THANK GOD I did. These dumbo social media peons are annoying the crap out of me, cluttering up my news feed, and most importantly, displaying a lack of maturity. Let's be real: if you have to announce that your (insert thing that no one knew you had, nor is it cared about, here) is indeed better/cooler/awesomer/whatever than what any other person on earth may have, you can guarantee that you have just convinced me that whatever object you're bragging about sucks harder than a turbo powered Dyson with its cyclonic engine that indeed never loses suction. Stop comparing and just enjoy life.    

Let's Be Real #11

So, my birthday is at the end of this month and I can't really think of anything to ask for. (I want a 10 inch tablet but I'll probably end up buying it myself.) For some reason, when I say that I don't know what I want for my birthday, I'm told "You should ask for an engagement ring for your birthday!" Ummm, no. Hell no. I have NEVER asked, nor do I intend to start asking for an engagement ring. Let's be real ladies, if you have to ask a dude for an engagement ring, either your timing is off or he never planned to wife you up anyway. Either way, you might want to check on some things.