So, my birthday is at the end of this month and I can't really think of anything to ask for. (I want a 10 inch tablet but I'll probably end up buying it myself.) For some reason, when I say that I don't know what I want for my birthday, I'm told "You should ask for an engagement ring for your birthday!" Ummm, no. Hell no. I have NEVER asked, nor do I intend to start asking for an engagement ring. Let's be real ladies, if you have to ask a dude for an engagement ring, either your timing is off or he never planned to wife you up anyway. Either way, you might want to check on some things.
